#fridayflash

#fridayflash : the last bit of news by Katherine Hajer

I want to start by saying that I've been a writer my whole life, but I'm afraid I will do a terrible job with this. Our government asked me to write it like the news articles I made my reputation on, and already I have failed: I am making this a letter to the person or persons unknown who may someday read it.

Yesterday morning, millions of people came out to watch the launch of the five archive satellites from the Jakta plains, while billions more watched on projections at home or at work. As I write this, all five satellites are on their way to orbit Vanka, the next planet out from the sun in our system. Mission control reports that the satellites are in good condition, and all are on course and communicating with home base. There is every expectation that, two years from now, they will reach Vanka and commence orbiting it. Once orbit is established, they will shut down to save energy, and to avoid unnecessary wear and tear on their mechanical parts. If all goes well and there are not too many meteor showers, they will survive intact for millennia.

As I said, this is a difficult piece to write, and not just because of the occasion. Normally this is the part of a news article where I would refer the reader to the photo series included with the text, but what if you, future reader, visitors to our solar system, don't have eyes that work like ours? What if you don't have eyes as we understand them at all?

So let me break with forty years of journalistic habit and let me describe: the Jakta plains, as they stood when I wrote this, were formed approximately two billion years ago when a very large object — our geologists believe it was a small moon, but it may have been a large comet — crashed into our planet, flattening everything around for thousands of daywalks. Encircling the plain is a ridge, formed from the shock of the impact. Millions of people crowded around the security fence, which had been erected well away from the launch site. The crowds occupied the land right to and up the ridges. I got to see the sight from a heli-glider which flew circuits over the crowds. It was astonishing — I've never seen or even heard of a crowd that big — all surrounding this huge, empty plain, with its seven edifices near the centre. The launch pads and rockets for the five satellites, the assembly tower, and the control building itself.

Mission Control had launch clocks and bulletins projected around the edge of the fence, so people knew what was going on. They announced and explained every phase of the launch. What amazed me — what struck me — was how quiet it was. No-one was discussing anything, or pointing out some detail of the projection to their neighbour. They were just watching, listening, trying to soak up as much of the experience so that... what? I don't know. They all knew they'd never get to tell their grandchildren about it. All those memories will be gone in five years' time.

Understand, future finder of this text. In the past three years, ever since what was going to happen became clear, it's become a habit for most people to flash a scorn-mark — that's a rude gesture we make with our hands (do you have hands?) — at the moon Kala whenever it's visible in the sky. That is, usually in the afternoons now. Kala is the moon that is going to kill all of us. In about five years, maybe even less as the effects of gravity draw it closer — its orbit will decay entirely and it will smash into the planet, our home. My home.

Kala is not a small moon. In fact, our astronomers tell us it's a surprisingly large moon for a planet this size to have. Because of complex gravitational and orbital interactions with our other three surviving moons, Kala's orbit has destabilised.

Some of our scientists believe that Kala's orbit was first altered during the event which led to the creation of the Jakta plains. It's a strange comfort to know we were doomed to this fate long before our species even established itself. We have satellite technology, of course, and we have even sent scientists to walk on all of our moons. There's a thought. There are three people living right now who have walked on the celestial body which will annihilate this whole planet.

But we have no neighbour planets we can colonise, and we can't travel beyond our own solar system. We will be removed, not just from existence, but from history, unless someone finds one of our archive satellites.

There was a pause in my writing between the last sentence and this one. An official came to tell me that I only have about five minutes left before the transmission procedure must begin.

This disjointed bit of text is to be the last piece of knowledge to leave here and be recorded by the satellites. I have to finish up now so they can transmit. They're going to power down everything but the telemetry signals after this, to save energy. 

I've reported on the government for almost my entire career. All my contacts say it's expected there will be a gradual loss of order. Eventually, they say, most police officers and soldiers will abandon their jobs in favour of protecting their families, which will lead to things breaking down even more.

I don't want to believe that. This is the only home I've ever known, but I have a lot of pride in it. Still, I can see how they could be right.

Remember us as we were. And please, add our archives to yours. If you find this, you must have superior technology to ours, but perhaps there is something we can add to your store of knowledge in thanks.

#fridayflash : the good cog by Katherine Hajer

I understand, you know. I really do. I used to be just like that.

It's easy to blame it on education, but what's education? Just what we decide to tell the youngsters. Look at what we tell them. Work hard and you'll get what you want. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Cause and effect. Everything happens for a reason.

And so people spend their lives all frustrated and heartbroken, because that universe that's supposed to follow the laws of physics so consistently is hard to see on the everyday level. Where's the global harmony in some bastard in a Mercedes cutting you off because he couldn't be bothered to signal or check his mirrors before he changed lanes? Tell the mother who's just lost a child to a swimming accident that everything happens for a reason. Let me know what kind of reaction she gives you.

I was watching a Star Trek re-run one night, like you do, and it got me thinking. From space, the planet Kirk and company were visiting looked beautiful, peaceful — just this grey-green marble floating in the black. But then they sent an away team, and I know it's a running joke, but that no-name redshirt guy dropped so fast you couldn't help but giggle, because they'd beamed right into the middle of a war zone. You know what I mean? Up at the space level, everything's peaceful. Down on the ground and up close, chaos.

And it was clear to me, just like that. If we're going to embrace rational movement, the patterns of the stars and the music of the spheres, we have to embrace the chaos too.

So I got into random things. I started reading my horoscope, not because it had anything to do with where the stars were when I was born, but because I knew it didn't have to do with anything at all. I'd go to the food court at lunch and roll some dice I kept in my pocket to decide which vendor I was going to get a meal from. I'd take a slightly different way home every night.

One night — I remember it was a Tuesday — I packed an overnight bag, and the next night I stayed in one of those "executive" hotels downtown. The ones people are supposed to use if they work late and don't have time to commute out home. I left work at 4:30pm like I always do.

I thought I would just watch TV, but I wound up talking to the concierge — this guy who had immigrated from Iran in the 1970s — and we wound up talking about French New Wave films all night. Maybe that sounds boring to you, but it was fascinating. And it never would have happened if I hadn't booked the room.

We have a rule in my department that we celebrate the birthdays of everyone who's born in the same month at once. We always go to this Chinese buffet in the strip plaza, just because it's the only place we can get to and still get back to work on time. As luck would have it, the food is decent there, and the owners are smart enough to include a lot of non-Chinese food for those who are scared of trying egg rolls. We always finish off with a cake and singing Happy Birthday to all the people whose birthday it is, and then the owners send our manager back to the office with a little bucket of fortune cookies to hand out later in the afternoon.

Most people toss their fortunes into the garbage without reading them, which is such a wasted opportunity. A few people read theirs out loud and then add "in bed!" to the end, to make them funny. And then they try to trade with each other, so that they get the fortune they want. That's even sillier, if you ask me. You can't control random. If you could, it wouldn't be random anymore.

I read mine, and I post it on my cubicle wall until next time, and I think about how it's applicable.

The last birthday lunch was yesterday, and the fortune I got said, "Sometimes you just need to lay on the floor." Well so you do, don't you? So many reasons to lay on the floor. When your back is hurting and you need to straighten it out. When you're playing with a baby, or with toddlers, or with a dog, all those different types of play. When you're trying to decide whether to stucco the ceiling or keep it flat. At the end of yoga class, when it's time to do corpse pose. There's lots of different reasons to lay down on the floor.

And then I thought, what if there are even more reasons?

So I tried it. I spread my coat out first, because the carpet in the office is kind of yucky, and I lay down. I crossed my ankles since I was wearing a skirt that day, and I stared up at the ceiling. I'm probably the first person to see the office from this angle since the carpet was installed.

And I saw it, black against white. The black speckles in the white foam ceiling tiles, I finally got to take a good look at them, and I realised, they're pictures of constellations. Maybe from a different angle from what we can see through a telescope from here on Earth, or maybe from a different millennium, but there they are. And I never even thought to look before. All that order and chaos, all that beauty.

First they called my manager. Then they called security. I think now they're calling the police, and it's such a shame. Everyone who's approached me, I've asked them to try it themselves, see what they're missing out on, and they simply don't want to know. Such a shame.

I'm just doing what the fortune cookie said. Who am I to stand in the way of fate?

 

#fridayflash: moving day by Katherine Hajer

This one is a sort of follow-up from last week's story, although not really a serial per se. Thanks to my brother Steve for the ideas for both.

"But to never see the stars, or the moon," said Dorothea. "That's gonna be hard."

"It'll be a generational thing," said Max. "You have to think long-term." He gave a lopsided smile. "Maybe people will learn how to make a mess, like they did before the cities were made to be mobile."

Dorothea snorted. "Some traditions should be preserved, if you ask me."

"We'll be one of the first ones to decide. How are your readings doing?" 

Dorothea glanced down at the device on her wrist. "We won't be glowing in the dark any time soon. Actually, they're lower than we were told to expect."

"Would you let little kids run around in the sunshine?" 

Dorothea snorted again. "Of course not. How are the oxygen levels?"  

"We won't be turning blue." Max pointed down the tunnel. "Shall we?"

They turned on each other's helmet lights and headed to the elevator shaft. 

Max admired the job the coring crew had done on the sides of the tunnel. The foreman had sent out a special team to smooth the walls, floor, and ceiling, make it look and feel more like a structure in the domed, moving city. 

"And what's with the idea that we're going to keep driving the city around?" said Dorothea. "I don't get that."

"We'll just keep stripping it for parts until there's nothing left that's inessential," said Max. "Makes sense to me. It'll be nice, carrying over stuff."

"Maybe." They reached the elevators.

Max pulled up the metal cage door on the elevator. They stepped inside, and Dorothea hit the button for the living quarters level closest to the surface. The elevator headed down, moving quickly enough that Max and Dorothea both felt their ears pop every few seconds.

"What the —" Half a minute before they should have reached the correct floor, the water started pouring into the cab from the door area.

"The excavation flooded," said Dorothea. "Everything below us must be underwater. We have to reverse this thing —" She pounded almost randomly at the control panel.

"No!" said Max. "If you hit the emergency button, it'll pause and we'll be trapped in here."

"We have to head up again while the system's still working."

"We will, but we have to let it stop at our floor first."

Their descent had slowed with the higher resistance of the water, but it was still now up to their waists.

"We'll drown," said Dorothea. "We have to — " She eyed the top and walls of the elevator, as if planning to hack her way out with the spanner she held.

"I read about something like this in a book once," said Max. "When the water gets to shoulder height, take the deepest breath you can and hold it."

"What'll that do?"

"It'll let you live until we can start going up again."

"You're crazy."

"Got a better idea?"

"It's so cold," said Dorothea in a small voice as the water levels reached chest height.

"Now!" said Max, and took a deep breath as if to demonstrate. He fought the urge to panic as the water closed over his head.

The water was cold, cold enough to make any sane person want to thrash about and reach the surface... but that was over the top of the elevator cab now. Max hit the button for the elevator to ascend back to the tunnel at the surface. He felt the cab lurch and shudder around them, but they didn't move.

Dorothea pushed her way over to the control panel and hit the ascent button again, only to receive the same reaction in response. Fighting the urge to take a breath, Max pressed the button a third time and held it down. The elevator repeated the same lurching and shuddering motions, then with a final lurch began to rise.

Max stood with his hands balled into fists, face tilted up to the ceiling of the elevator cab, willing the water level to come down. It was only when the water level dropped to around his ears and he got to gasp in some new air that he let himself check on Dorothea. She was in the same position he was.

The elevator clunked to a stop at the entrance tunnel, and they scrambled to disembark before it decided on its own to descend again.

The air in the tunnel was dry but chilly. Max and Dorothea leaned against one of the tunnel walls and rolled up into shivering balls of cold.

"The rest of the team was down there," Dorothea said through chattering teeth. "On the lower levels."

Max glanced towards the elevator. "I don't see how there's a way," he said. "There was an emergency sink at the bottom of the shaft. If we were in water as far up as we were, then the sink is full and so are all the floors." He shivered out a sigh. "You got any sensors still working?"

Dorothea checked her gear. "Radiation and... chronometer."

"When's the city due to pass over us?"

"Thirty minutes. The emergency blankets were in the living area down below, right?"

"Yeah." Max paused. "We'll just have to tell them what happened."

#fridayflash: sunrise by Katherine Hajer

Three o'clock, afternoon. Time to move the city again.

Peggy double-checks the clock and hits the clarion button. Even in the control booth, fifteen stories below street level, she can hear the alarm whine out of the speakers. It'll run for sixty seconds, and then the recording telling everyone to strap in for the ride will play. Children can repeat it syllable for syllable by the time they're three. Toddlers are also about the only people who pay attention to the words. Anyone older has the message soaked into their bones.

"Attention please. The habitation dome will be shifted west in... thirty... minutes. Please secure all belongings and ensure you are sitting in furniture equipped with a functioning, official safety harness. This message will repeat every five minutes until the shift is imminent."

The city may have thirty minutes, but Peggy has to get the transporter motor located under the city's base in gear starting now. She'll be flicking switches and throwing levers until right before they have to move.

Something about doing the energy gauge check always makes her think of her husband. He teaches kindergarten, and she knows in the moment that she's logging the pre-shift energy levels, he's leading the class in the "Tidy Up, Time to Rumble!" song. When the city shifts and Peggy's not working, they do the song and the actions around the house as they get ready. Peggy thinks it's brilliant. It takes all the scary parts away and makes the shift fun. Just as well, since it happens four times a day.

Up above, the city's windows only face from southwest to northeast. The citizens never see what the lead controller sees: the eastern horizon, the eight giant tread tracks leading back to it from the city. Fifteen minutes in, Peggy's just past halfway done her checklist. It's time to lower the scrims. They filter out the worst of the radiation, so the lead controller can look out the window without going blind... or getting poisoned by the sun's rays. The controller always drives the city facing backwards, watching the filtered windows for the one thing that terrifies anyone on the shift crew: a horizon. Max, the oldest member of Peggy's team, was lead controller during a breakdown once, thirty years ago. The sun was halfway above the horizon before the crew got the motor back in gear and the city was able to shift westward. Max always ends telling that particular horror story by saying, "I tells ya, I got this close to wetting myself, but I was too scared I'd fry more of the electronics."

By now her husband would be returning from the mandatory class trip to the toilets, so anyone who needs to pee can before they're strapped into their chairs. School chairs don't have any wiring, but the school doesn't want any little ones being traumatised by having to hold it through the "rumble".

Peggy pulls the lever that engages the drive gears with the motor. Usually she has to put her weight into it, but this time it swings loosely and settles into place without resistance.

Her eyes dart to the control panel. The engagement light isn't on.

"Dorothea, I've got a dead drive lever," Peggy says into the comm. "What can you do for me down there?"

"Now?" squeaks Dorothea.

"Now is when we hit it on the checklist," Peggy says, swallowing her frustration.

She should be keeping watch on the console, but her eyes drift up to the window. Through the filter, she can see the eastern sky is paling.

"Drive lever, drive lever... Keith!" Dorothea yells over the comm. "Tell me ticket 3092 got resolved! It's still open on the log."

Peggy bites her lip and wills herself not to say anything into the comm. Seven minutes to shift. Her husband will be leading the class in the "Sit In, Strap In, Move Along" song as he checks each child is secured. He's told her he doesn't usually start strapping in himself until three minutes before shift. Which, knowing him, is more like two minutes. He hates to sit still more than his young students.

"We're engaging manually, Peggy," Dorothea shouts over the comm.

"Tell me when to restart the checklist," says Peggy. She scans the list to see if any remaining tasks are safe to perform out of order.

"Try it again!" Dorothea shouts. She doesn't sound like she's anywhere near the comm. Peggy can see pink sky on the horizon. A trickle of sweat wanders down her back.

She squeezes her eyes shut and takes a chain from around her neck. A key dangles from it. Peggy unlocks a drawer in the console and pulls out a second, shorter checklist: the procedure for putting the domed city into emergency shutdown. If it comes to this, her husband, his kindergarten class, and everyone else above the streets will be trapped in their chairs, with radiation filters on all the outer glass, until the crew can get things fixed and move the city to the safety of darkness again. Or until the filters burn out, which is about half a day at typical radiation levels.

"Okay," Dorothea gasps into the comm.

"Okay what?"

"Continue the damn checklist! Two minutes, Peggy!"

I'm the one who told you something was wrong, thinks Peggy, but she verifies the engagement light is on. Her fingers and eyes fly through the remaining items. They are forty-seven seconds over time. Peggy can see an ugly, angry orange on the horizon.

"Cameras on!" she snaps into the comm. "Duck and cover!"

The control crew don't have time to strap into safety chairs. Instead, they have small, padded closets they lock themselves into. Peggy double-checks the forward-facing cameras and hits the big red drive button. Above and all around her, the city shakes into movement, rumbling along on its eight big treads. Peggy watches the light fade as the safety of darkness is retreated to once more.

#fridayflash: a hallowed carol by Katherine Hajer

Ed Froog took quiet pride in his attention to detail and ability to stay two steps ahead of the competition. If the good citizens of Pullmanville wanted food, the only place in town to get it was at Froogal Food, of which he was manager and sole proprietor. The nearest supermarket was over a day's drive away, and folks had learned not to order food on-line and have it delivered to the post office — which was situated at the back of Ed's store. 

He did give back to the community. In addition to his entrepreneurial work, he was also the only pastor in town, and technically owned the local church and graveyard. Regular attendees of his Sunday services received a small discount at Froogal, and didn't have to worry about finding somewhere sanctified and respectful to bury dead loved ones. Church attendance was nearly a hundred per cent for anyone well enough to get out of bed.

Froog made anti-Halloween sermons every Sunday in October, and refused to stock candy in Froogal Food. The townsfolk, however, celebrated with handmade costumes, homegrown pumpkins, and treats crafted from family recipes. All the children trick-or-treated every house, and every house had treats... except for Ed's.

Ed always turned the lights off and went to bed early. He'd grown to expect to have to clean off toilet paper and broken eggs from his house every 1 November, but one year someone threw a not-rotten-enough apple at the dining room window, and it was while he was on hold with the glazier that Ed decided Halloween really had to go. 

The following year, he left the sugar locked up in the stockroom starting the day after Labour Day, preaching every Sunday against gluttony and self-indulgence. Flour and eggs left the shelves  the start of October; toilet paper the week following. Apples, tomatoes, and packaged cookies went next. 

The afternoon of Halloween, he was paid a visit by Audrey Evans, her daughter Bridget, and her little grand-daughter Stella. The two grown women took turns entreating him to at least re-stock the toilet paper, and named several families who had run out days ago.

Ed listened politely, did some hand-waving about late deliveries and cash flow, then showed them the door.

That night he had a fine dinner of pancakes and apple sauce, all made from his not-for-sale cache of goods. He turned out the lights and went to bed.

He was startled awake by the sound of a church clock tolling the bell for midnight. His first thought was, "Good, all the little brats will be in bed by now, and I can start reintroducing the stock from the back room." Then he remembered that the church bell hadn't worked in years. He sat up in bed and leaned over to turn on the night-table lamp.

"You finally clued in," said a voice by the foot of the bed.

Ed jumped out of bed, scrambling for the baseball bat he kept by the headboard. It took some fumbling, but he finally got it in hand and turned to face the intruder.

He felt foolish when he saw a blonde girl about nine years old, wearing a white flannel nightgown and a red-lined black cape that was probably meant to be a vampire costume.

Ed set the baseball bat down. "What are you doing out so late?"

"Remember the year you became pastor?" said the little girl. "You thought the town might be a bit quieter on Halloween if you stopped selling flashlights and batteries a few months before. But us kids went out anyhow, and I fell in the duck pond. No moon, no stars. No-one could see where I was."

"I haven't held back the flashlight stock for twenty-five years," said Ed. "You're making that up."

"No, that was me," said the girl. "I'm Alice Evans. You talked to Audrey today. She was my big sister."

"Now look here you —" said Ed, grabbing for the girl's arm, but his hand passed through empty air. Alice looked up at him with a tiny, crooked smile on her face. His eyes widened.

"You're slow, but you get there," said Alice.

"So you're here to, what, convince me not to stop Halloween? You're most likely a figment of my imagination. You can't do anything."

"Can't do anything, can't grow up," said Alice.

Froog drew himself up. "I can do something. I can make sure this horrible tradition ends. I can redeem myself and help the town redeem themselves. Surely you realise you would still be alive as I if your family hadn't been so stupid as to lead you around in the dark."

"I am alive as you are," said Alice, and pointed at the headboard.

Ed wheeled around to see that someone was lying in his bed. He paused, not sure whether to attack the new invader, or wait to see what they did. Just then the clouds parted, and the moonlight coming through the sheer bedroom curtains illuminated the figure. Ed gasped as he recognised the face as his own.

"I've been watching you for twenty years, Ed Froog," said Alice. "You're not seeing me tonight because it's Halloween. You're seeing me because you're on the same plane of existence that I am. You don't get any moment of gloating about how redeemed you are. Now," she said, slipping off the bed and gliding towards the dining room, "I really want to see what the kids are going to do to your house this year."

Happy Halloween to all the spirited ones.

#fridayflash: burden of proof by Katherine Hajer

I like it here. The walls are grey, and so are the table and chair. The table and the chair are bolted to the grey concrete floor, and the grey-painted steel door is locked. Far away I can hear someone yelling, but I can hear it's too far away for them to be yelling at me.

The jumpsuit they gave me to wear is orange. I don't like that, because it looks like shrieking. But if I stare at the far wall, I can only see a little glow of it at the edges, like an echo.

I like staring at the wall. I wish my cell was this nice.

The lock on the door clicks open, SNAP like the smell of a candle that's just gone out. And then guards are coming in the door, and they say "STAND UP AMOS", and I start to cry, because it's so loud it's making my vision tremble. I want to squeeze my hands to my ears, but I can't because they put handcuffs on me already.

"HEY!" says a new voice like a hot pepper. That's my lawyer. Usually her voice is like cold lemonade, but she's shouting at the guards to stop shouting at me. "BORN ASH HEAD. SECTION 32, GUYS."

Born because my parents were addicted to ash, and I got addicted to it before my mother gave birth to me. Ash head means you take ash all the time. But that's not true. You can't get ash in prison. I've tried. Ash makes all the colours and sounds act like they do for other people. But I can't get it in prison, so my head mixes everything up.

"Sorry," one of the guards whispers. He sounds like just after you swallow a hit of ash. Icy.

"Sorry nothing," the other guard says, but his voice doesn't hurt anymore. "Another burnt-out loser."

"Just speak in a low voice," my lawyer says in her lemonade voice. "Amos, it's okay, they're going to follow the rules now. Look at me."

I peek over my hands. She's wearing a grey suit, and I smile a little.

"Amos, the police need to ask you some questions. About what happened at the pharmacy."

"And you're going to get replaced by a machine, counsellor," says one of the guards. He's the same one who called me a loser. 

"That machine is going to create jobs for criminal lawyers, not destroy them," says my lawyer. 

The guards tell me to stand up, then they put shackles on my ankles, then all four of us walk down the hall to a room near the prison entrance. The yelling has stopped. 

The room has a woman in it. She's wearing bright pink, and I scrinch my eyes shut because it hurts.  

The guards are on either side of me, and they lead me into a room and sit me in a chair. They adjust the handcuffs and shackles so I'm strapped to the chair, and when I feel them step away I open my eyes and look at the floor. 

"Tell him to lift his head," says the bright pink woman. "He needs to so you can get the detector on." 

One of the guards forces my head up, and the other straps a cap onto me, with a buckle under my chin. I can feel something cool and wet on my temples, like leftover soup.

"Okay," says one of the guards, and the woman flicks a switch on the machine in front of her.

The cool wet things vibrate against my skin. They feel like the bright pink of the woman's dress. I feel my brain shake. I feel my skull rattling apart.

"It hurts," I say, trying not to scream because I know the guards will get mad. "You have to turn it off. It hurts."

"I told you," says my lawyer, hot pepper splashed into the lemonade.

The rattling is turning into a roar. "Make it stop."

"The sooner you tell the truth, the sooner we're done," says the bright pink woman. "Amos, where were you on THE NIGHT OF 25th June?"

"IT HURTS!" I yell. I can hear my voice bouncing off the walls like popcorn. I pull at the arm straps, but the guards did a good job.

"Just one or two words," says the woman.

My brain wants to dribble out past my eyeballs. "I DID IT!" I say. This is what this is all about. They need a reason to keep me in jail.

"You need to answer the question," says the woman.

"He's obviously in distress," says my lawyer. "What do you expect to get from him?"

They're not listening to me. "I DID IT!" I yell, loud as I can.

The bright pink woman shakes a hand at the screen. "It says he's lying," she says. "We can't get any good data if he refuses to answer directly."

"Then turn it off, " says my lawyer.

The woman does something, because it stops hurting. My skull and brain feel wobbly.

"It can't hurt," says the bright pink woman. "The contacts just pick up brain signals."

My lawyer sighs. "Am I the only person here who's done the reading?" she says. "His nerves have been jumped up from birth. If he's not high on ash, then nearly everything is too much stimulus. He can feel the contacts transmitting his brain signals. And yes, it would hurt."

"Like burning?"

"Like ANYTHING UNPLEASANT," says my lawyer. "Sorry, Amos. His nerves are so burnt-out, he gets neurological cross-chatter. He told me bright colours are noisy," she says, and I see her point at the woman's pink dress.

"So what do we do then?"

"Forget about getting a confession out of him — since the one you just tortured out of him is inadmissible — and hold a new trial," my lawyer says. "And stop thinking machines are going to do your cross-examination work for you."

"But the technology WORKS," says the woman. I figure out that if I tilt my head back I can just see the ceiling. It's white, which isn't as quiet as grey, but it's quieter than her pink dress.

"It works sometimes," says my lawyer.

"83% of cases never go to trial."

"And 15% are dismissed during the trial because the prisoner's treatment is so poor," says my lawyer. "See you in court, Amos. I'll be in touch."

Someone — it smells like a guard — undoes the chin strap on the cap. I keep staring at the ceiling, just in case.

#fridayflash: sons and fascination by Katherine Hajer

This picks up from an earlier story I wrote in 2013. I don't know why, but this world rolled back into view again.

Matthew clutched at the gunwales. He wasn't sure which was more terrifying to look at, the rapidly-approaching ground or the deflating whaleskin slumping its way towards his head. The boat had sailed so placidly during its air voyage, the whaleskin balloon keeping them aloft. He hadn't really considered the landing.

He looked across the boat to Foster, his fellow apprentice, but Foster had curled into a ball and pressed himself against the side of the boat, eyes squeezed shut. Matthew rolled his eyes and turned away.

"You'll want to watch our altitude, Thomas," said Mistress Angelica, peering over the side. "Best not to crack the keel."

Master Thomas released the bell-pull, which re-stoppered the whaleskin and temporarily halted their descent. "I don't want to drift too far from the library, either," he said. Matthew saw him point to something ahead; he turned and saw a smaller airborne ship coming towards them.

"That will be Mistress Gretchen and her apprentices," said Master Thomas.

"Oh bother," said Mistress Angelica. "We'll be up here all night if we don't land before them." She tugged the bell-pull sharply.

Now the whaleskin was deflating so quickly, Matthew could feel the escaping gas shushing over the back of his neck, like a dragon's sigh. He tightened his grip and braced for impact.

"Oy!" a new voice shouted. "Apprentice! Get ready to catch, will you? Thomas, 'Gelica, have you been teaching these two, or experimenting in fungiculture?"

"Good to see you too, Benedict," said Thomas. "Matthew, Foster, make yourselves useful."

Matthew peeped over the side of the boat. A large, elderly man in master's robes stood below, holding a coil of rope in his hands.

"This one can still move, at least," said Benedict. "Now catch the end of this thing when I throw it and tie it fast to the mooring-hooks, will you?"

"Like they did in town, Matthew," said Angelica.

Matthew wasn't sure he could remember how the ropes had been fastened back at the docks, but he held out his hands and managed to grab the end of the rope just before it began to fall to earth. The reach almost toppled him out of the boat, but he threw himself backwards, his head landing on Foster's calf.

"Watch it!" said Foster, barely glancing over his shoulder before looking down. "I'm sorry, mistress, can we try it again?"

"Welcome to the party," Matthew muttered under his breath as he staggered upright and tied the rope to the nearest mooring-hook.

"The stern's secured. Just the one more at the starboard bow, and we'll get the mooring screws going," said a woman's voice Matthew hadn't heard yet.

Foster pushed against the gunwale to extend his leap. His cry of victory turned into a scream as his feet refused to settle back into the ship. Matthew lunged and grabbed hold of Foster's knees just before he went overboard.

"What's going on over there, anyhow?" called Benedict.

"Oh, nothing. We just nearly lost an apprentice," said the woman's voice.

Benedict clucked. "Every time."

"Are we moored, then?" said Thomas.

"Almost," said Matthew, grabbing the rope from the still-shaking Foster and rapidly winding it around the hooks.

"We're either moored or we're —"

"We're moored," said Matthew, cringing as he realised he'd interrupted a master.

"Screw down the ship, please," Angelica called out.

Matthew heard the clattering sound of large gears being wound, and the ship gradually descended. The whaleskin floated sulkily a bare metre above their heads.

"And lock!" shouted Benedict. "There you are, Angelica, Thomas. The keel's exactly a handspan from the ground. We're just rolling the stairs up, port bow."

The port bow was Matthew's, and he leaned over to see that the boat was at ground level now. He could have climbed outside and jumped off if he'd had to. Instead, he got to see half a dozen men and women in academic robes pushing a wooden staircase on chariot wheels towards them.

Benedict and Angelica took turns talking Matthew through how to lock the stairs to the boat.

"Are you blocked in by all that gear?" said Benedict, waving an arm at the collection of books and scientific instruments heaped in the middle of the boat.

"We are," said Thomas, "but don't worry, the apprentices know how to unload it."

"But of course we'll help you!" said Benedict.

"Help Gretchen," said Thomas, pointing. "If I'm not mistaken, she's ready to land."

Benedict turned, then ran away, shouting.

"Matthew, Foster, see if anyone's left," said Thomas quietly.

They scrambled down the stairs and checked the boat from all sides.

"They've all gone to help Mistress Gretchen," said Foster.

"All right then," said Angelica. "You two, start with the items on the port side to make a path for Thomas and I. Get everything to the library as quickly as you can. Matthew, you come back for the next load. Foster, stand guard."

The apprentices ran up the stairs, clambered back down, and got as quickly as they could to the library. A man in a porter's uniform let them in and offered to watch everything, but Foster stayed behind and Matthew ran back to the boat.

Angelica reached over the pile of items yet to be unloaded and clapped Matthew on the shoulder. "Never trust a gaggle of academics," she said. "Oh, they'd help, but they'd help themselves to some sunstones and pocket-books while they were at it."

It took four more trips, including one just to haul the stove down, before the boat was emptied. The last item was the enormous globe of the world, so big even Master Thomas couldn't reach his arms from pole to pole. It was anxious work getting it down the stairs, and it took all three of them to carry it to the library.

The porter held the door open for them as they squeezed the globe inside. "The Chief Librarian said to show you to your rooms, and then take you to the main reference hall once you're secured."

Angelica stretched and shook her arms. "Best get cracking, then," she said, and picked up the nearest pile of books.

 

#fridayflash: the parallel ghosts by Katherine Hajer

"It's one of those things about living alone," Hank told his sister. "When you live with other people, if you find something not the way you left it, even if it's in your own bedroom or whatever, you figure someone else must have done it. When you live alone and that happens, you have to figure either you're forgetful or crazy."

The sister still lived at home, ostensibly to help out their ailing mother, but really because she could never be bothered to get her own place. So she nodded and asked what Hank thought the rain they'd got lately would do to this year's apple harvest. Hank always wanted to talk about odd, sensitive things. She didn't think it was very manly of him.

He extended the visit long enough to finish his coffee, praise the brownies his sister had made for dessert (though it was like eating chocolate-flavoured erasers), and help do the dishes. Then he gave his sister a quick hug, kissed his mother on the cheek, promised he'd come back soon, and caught the bus to go home.

He unlocked his apartment door, and noticed the smell was back again. Nail polish remover, the industrial-strength, old-school acetone kind, with an overlay of rose-scented perfume. By the time he'd closed and locked the door behind him, it had disappeared.

Agatha screamed, just a little, when she caught sight of him. The clothes... she'd always figured him to be the ghost of a workman, maybe one who helped build the apartment block, but the clothes weren't right. Denim trousers like a farmer or a construction worker, but this time she got a good look at him in the front hall mirror. He'd been wearing tennis shoes. Denim and tennis shoes and a bomber jacket and a collared shirt, with a tie on this time. She'd have wondered if he were a tramp, especially so unshaven, but all the clothes looked new, and in good repair.

She shook her head and went back to the washroom. She had to finish re-varnishing her nails before she went to bed.

Hank toed his shoes off and flopped onto the couch. He stretched an arm out for the remote control, turned the TV set on, and scrolled through the list for his PVR. He smiled when he saw that the game had been recorded after all — the PVR's behaviour when he wasn't home to keep an eye on it could be erratic. He hit the "play" button and settled back to watch.

The screen showed a gloriously gaudy animation of the sports channel's logo, and the bright colours reflected on the surface of the coffee table. Something on the table flashed a reflection of its own. Hank frowned and eased himself to a semi-sitting position. He picked up the object and twirled it around in his fingers before tossing it back onto the table.

"I thought I'd got all of them," he grumbled out loud. Another bobby pin.

Agatha exhaled a distinctly unladylike stream of curses. She had just one more curler to fix, but she couldn't find another bobby pin anywhere. With all the rations and the war effort they were almost impossible to buy. She let the loose section of hair flop over her left eye while she left the washroom and went to check her desk drawer. Maybe she could make do with a paper clip or something.

She checked the coffee table for dust as she passed by it, and noticed a shadow out of place in the cranberry-glass candy dish her aunt Sarah had given her. She stepped closer and peered in.

"How did you get here?" Agatha snatched up the errant bobby pin and trotted back to the washroom to finish rolling her hair.

Hank groaned out loud as the opposing team scored. He shivered and glanced in the direction of the washroom door. Weird. It felt like there was a draught. He pulled the blanket his mother had crocheted off the back of the couch and wrapped it over himself.

The TV set was displaying ads, but Hank felt too lazy to fast forward through them. He glanced down the hall, wondering if he was too full to have a beer after all, when he saw a shadow pass over the mirror on the washroom medicine cabinet.

He threw off the blanket and tiptoed down the hall, but when he peered into the washroom, no-one was there. He checked the bedroom too, just in case someone had somehow slipped in there while he was getting up from the couch.

Nothing. Just the faintest whiff of rose-scented perfume.

#fridayflash: vermin by Katherine Hajer

The only way through the swamp was the road that passed over Invisible Hill, so called because to anyone walking west on it, the road appeared to be level, yet by the time they reached the peak at the edge of the swamp, they were winded from climbing, ever so slightly, the twenty minutes or so it took to get beyond the last stand of natron-cured oak. Usually a wanderer would spot the Waggoner house while they were trying to catch their breath.

Elsie Waggoner sat on her front porch, rifle held lightly across her lap. The house had been built at the top of a steeper, plainly visible hill, which let her see anyone on the road from about the mummified crocodile half a klick down from Invisible. The kitchen windows were an especially good vantage point, which was just as well since Elsie spent most of her waking hours standing over the sink. This particular afternoon she spotted a tall, dark, reedy figure struggling along the hard-packed clay even before the hill climb started. By the time the road joined with solid ground, they were nearly bent double with exhaustion, letting their long arms hang down as their shoulders heaved air into their lungs.

Elsie checked the position of the sun and risked a quick check with her field glasses. The hair was longer than one might expect, but as the figure straightened she observed a bleach-white throat with a prominent adam's-apple in the middle. A man, then.

A shape rushed up to the man and knocked him on the ground. Elsie quickly readjusted her view, and saw that it was a large black mastiff. At first Elsie thought the dog was wild, grown crazed from hunger as it crossed the natron swamp, but the man gently pushed it off and picked himself up.

Elsie patted her cardigan pocket for spare rifle shells, lips tightening into a humourless smile as her fingers confirmed she'd remembered to take some from the box on the windowsill on her way out.

The strangers came up Invisible Hill, stopped and rested, and then they always did one of two things. Either they rejoined the road (it disappeared into scrub grass for a while, but became clearly marked again a little to the north), or else they climbed the steep hill to the Waggoner house.

Sometimes they came claiming they needed directions, which was ridiculous since there was only one road.

Sometimes they came asking for food and shelter.

Sometimes they came to take whatever they could get.

Elsie didn't bother to find out which pretext a given stranger was using anymore. She set them all to work in the apple orchard, no questions asked. She'd lost her parents to one traveller, and her sister to another, and she wasn't going to bother waiting to find out if they were trying to gull her or not.

The man in black pulled his shoulders back and craned his neck. Then he hunched over and started up the Waggoner hill. The dog trailed after him.

Elsie stuffed the field glasses back into their battered leather case and brought the rifle up to her shoulder. She used to shout a warning, but that just made them run and zigzag, and she had neither the patience nor the spare shells to deal with the extra bother.

The man kept his head bowed the entire climb, anyhow. Elsie waited until his black-coated back made a suitable target before she pulled the trigger.

The rifle shot made a flock of lost seagulls leave the shore of the natron swamp and take to the air. The man dropped immediately. His body lay face-down, not moving. Elsie knew he might not quite be dead yet, but she was sure she'd hit, and that was good enough for the time being.

The dog had run off somewhere to the south. The sun was setting behind the house, making long shadows it was difficult to see into.

Elsie chewed the inside of one cheek for a few seconds. The weather had been cooling, and was supposed to stay that way for another week yet. She'd let the stranger start to mulch on the front lawn, and throw him in the wheelbarrow for the apple trees to use up tomorrow morning. With any luck the dog would be loyal enough to sit by the body of its former master, and she could take care of it then.

She turned and had one hand on the screen door when the moan came up from the hillside, wafting at the back of her neck like a bad smell. All right, so she hadn't killed him. That happened a lot with that kind of shot. She expected the shell had lodged in one lung. She'd done it before.

The next moan was louder, and included some half-panted curses. Elsie walked to the edge of the patio. She fished the spare shells out of her cardigan pocket and reloaded the gun. The man had fallen on the steepest part of the hill, rendering his legs invisible. Elsie could see he was raising an unsteady, shaking hand into the air, but she wasn't going to waste a shell on shooting that. She needed to hit some vitals.

She took one step off the patio, and the dog lunged out of nowhere, barking and growling. She immediately stepped back onto the porch, scuttled across to the door, and let herself in.

"Going to be a noisy night," she muttered as she locked the door behind her. She walked to the kitchen and checked how many shells she had left in the box before setting the rifle within easy reach of the door.

Over the dog's barks she could hear that the man's groans were ending with a short screech at the end. A glance out the kitchen window showed her he'd managed to alter his position.

Elsie quickly locked all the doors and windows downstairs, then hurried upstairs to do the same. If she was lucky the stranger might move to a position before darkness fell where she could shoot him from one of the second storey windows.

On the assumption that she wouldn't be lucky, she went to her father's den and got his revolver from the desk drawer.

#fridayflash: noisy one by Katherine Hajer

It happened again the following Thursday. This time it was the hardware store.

What the security cameras showed was the normal afternoon rush — people swinging by after they'd done their time at one of the nearby office towers, picking up this or that for a repair or a project. Wood screws, glue guns, some tool they never thought they'd need until they did. The queues to the cash registers were five people deep for a solid half-hour, and then the place would be nearly dead until closing time.

A quarter to six, the rush was petering out, four people waiting at one checkout, three at the other, and then the vibrations started. And this was the interesting part: everyone who'd been there or seen the security footage all agreed to call it "vibrations", but what was actually shown in the recording was very different.

Behind the checkouts was a peg board, used to display wares which were small but expensive, too big a risk for shoplifting. They were either hung from metal pins, or stored on a shelf sitting on brackets. 

What the security recording showed was items just falling off, as if someone were reaching through the peg board and flicking them to the floor, one by one. An invisible someone, or group of someones, since once things got going it was happening six or eight items at a time.

It was the customers who reacted first. One of the clerks only turned around when he saw a customer staring at the back of the counter, and the other one reacted when a smart phone docking station came off the shelf and smashed to the ground directly behind her.

The customers waiting in line all set down their merchandise and left. The clerks said most of them were saying things about earth tremors. Sure there were earth tremors in the area from time to time, but the thing was, only the items on the peg board were affected. Nothing else in the store had so much as rattled, including some precariously-displayed sample toilet seats.

No-one would have even known it wasn't the first time, except one of the hardware store clerks was friends with the girl who opened the coffee shop every morning. The coffee shop had been hit the previous Monday, when an open display bag of whole roasted beans had jumped, bean by bean, in a high arc into the nearest garbage can. While the hardware store's events were easily blamed on an earth tremor, some customers had joked the coffee beans had been mixed with Mexican jumping beans, and the shop had seen a sharp drop-off in customers buying half-kilo bags of beans to grind at home. Someone had called the health inspector on the shop, although the stern-looking man who came from the Board of Health admitted that if anything, the shop was cleaner than average.

The hardware store clerk and the coffee shop barrista told their managers, and the managers took it upon themselves to canvas the rest of the storefronts in the plaza. They found out about three more incidents from the past two weeks, all following the same pattern: a very busy part of the day, phenomena isolated to only one part of the store, and no good reason for any of it.

They made copies of their security recordings. They showed them to consultants. The consultants had nothing useful to offer, until one timidly mentioned that his sister's brother-in-law's cousin investigated such things for reasons of his own. 

The cousin set up motion detectors, seismographs, digital thermometers, and infra red cameras, but in the two-week window he'd been allotted to do his work, none of the devices detected anything unusual. 

The managers commandeered the coffee shop for a joint all-staff meeting, projecting the recordings on a back wall one more time. Staff present in the recordings called  a play-by-play of what they could remember. 

Then a man from the local deli said, "There's that woman again."

"What woman?" said his manager.  

"That one," he said, pointing to someone in a pantsuit, her blonde bobbed hair sitting in place like a helmet. The camera angle made it difficult to see her face.

"Anyone know her?" the manager of the hardware store said.

*          *          *

She'd just have to shop on-line, that was all. Shop on-line, and work from home as much as she dared. Maybe, in the long-term, she could find a job where she could always work from home. No. This was temporary. It always went away eventually.

She sighed and adjusted her shoulders, trying to get comfortable on the living room carpet. She had the lights off and the stereo on, playing some light classical stuff a friend had suggested for de-stressing.

The norm was for it to happen only to adolescent girls. The girl gets agitated or worried about something, the vase in the next room over picks itself up and smashes against the wall. Well, she'd passed through adolescence over ten years ago, and it still happened every time she got stressed out. Things fell over. Things flew through the air as if they'd been thrown. But never less than two metres away from her.

She forced herself to breathe deeply and evenly. New job, new city, new life, as far away from her ex-boyfriend as she could get. She closed her eyes, blotting out the faint glow from the power indicator on the stereo. Maybe when the classical piece was finished she'd turn a lamp on and read for a bit. No TV. Nothing too stimulating.

She heard a kitchen cupboard swing open and smack against the wall, pots and pans clattering onto the tile floor, and forced another deep, slow breath. It would stop.

It had to stop.

#fridayflash: cabbages and kings by Katherine Hajer

Sylvester King stepped into the office of King Widgets at exactly 9:05am, as was his habit. He liked to scan the floor and check that all of his staff were in their desks working, and quietly kept notes on those who were not. King believed in details, and he believed in diligence. He often told the employees so during staff meetings.

This particular morning, less than half the cubicles were occupied by workers. At first King thought there was a meeting he didn't know about, or an emergency on the factory floor, but the meeting rooms were all empty, and the view of the factory floor from his office window only showed workers in blue overalls producing widgets at the regular rate.

A glance out of his other office window confirmed what he remembered from his drive in to work: it was a beautiful day, and, yes, his calendar confirmed it, a Friday.

Well, thought King. Only one thing to do about that.

He turned to his computer and dashed off a quick e-mail reminding everyone in the office about the importance of punctuality. Then he walked to the kitchenette to collect his morning coffee.

The route to the kitchenette pulled him further into the office, and he noticed a damp, stale odour. He frowned, and made a mental note to post reminders about not leaving old lunches in the refrigerator.

Coffee in hand, he made his way back to his office, stopping at an occupied desk bordering the corridor to the kitchenette. He was grateful once more that he'd chosen to put both the first and last names of the staff on the cubicle ID plates.

"Good morning, Pina," he said with his warmest smile. "Glad to see you got in on time."

Pina barely glanced up from her computer screen. "I've already got a summer cold," she said. "I think that's why it's not affecting me as much."

King frowned. "I'm sorry?"

Pina entered a series of keyboard shortcuts before responding. "A lot of people started getting headaches yesterday. From the smell in the carpet."

"Oh." King looked down at the carpet, which had the same appearance it always did.

"The air conditioning isn't keeping up with the weather," said Pina.

"I'm sure the air conditioning will handle it just fine," said King.

"Okay," said Pina. "Since Freida's away, do you want me to send the month end directly to you?"

King paused. He hadn't yet noticed that Freida was away. "Yes, of course. But CC Freida."

Pina nodded and hunched over her keyboard.

When King returned to his desk, he saw that his e-mail about punctuality had been auto-replied to by no fewer than eight out-of-office notices.

A few people came in late, looking grey and tired.

King refilled his coffee cup around eleven-thirty. The route to the kitchenette now had a sour, sulphurous smell. Pina was standing with her purse over her shoulder when he headed back to his office.

"It smells like someone hid rotten cabbage leaves under the carpet," she said. "I can smell it even through the cold."

"We do have a cleaning service, Pina," said King. "A rather expensive one."

"They never vacuum," said Pina. "Sorry, Mr. K, but I gotta go home. All the month-end stuff is done."

"I understand," said Mr. King, although he didn't. "Have a good weekend."

Pina wrinkled her nose. "That depends on whether or not these symptoms leave when I do. See ya."

King spent most of the afternoon visiting a client. On the way back to the office, he took a detour to the factory foreman's desk, tucked away in a quiet corner of the production floor. The foreman assured him that no-one was off sick. King thanked him and left without explaining why he was asking.

Although it was only three-thirty when he returned to the office floor, there was no-one there. There was, however, a pale green fog floating everywhere, nearly opaque from the top of the carpet to about knee height, and dissipating entirely at waist height. King called out, but no-one responded.

How do you like that, he said as he hurried to his desk. You leave for one afternoon, and everyone takes off. So unprofessional.

The rotten cabbage smell was thicker, more oppressive. King noticed as he sat in his office chair that there were pale green specks of dust adhering to his shoes.

He sighed. He knew Pina was telling the truth about the cleaning service not vacuuming — he'd told them not to so as to reduce their fees. His eyes were watering a bit from the smell, but he blinked the excess moisture away and finished responding to his e-mails.

Forty-five minutes later, he was done, and his feet felt very itchy. He wasn't sure, but it looked like the green dust blots on his shoes had grown larger since he'd returned to his desk.

King toured the office floor, checking every cubicle. Absolutely no-one was left. By the time he was done and back at his own desk, his feet felt like they were burning, his eyes were watering so much he could barely see, and the cabbage stench was making his nose run. It was hard to tell because of his eyes, but it seemed the green fog was now reaching to chin height, assuming a person was standing. It would have completely engulfed anyone sitting in a cubicle.

He checked the factory floor window. The workers still ran the widget machines, just like always. No-one looked up at his office window. No-one ever did.

King shrugged, took his jacket off the coat stand he kept in his office, and left. It was summer, he was caught up on work, and he was feeling poorly. Enough.

He headed for the elevator lobby.

Near Pina's cubicle, a narrow strip of carpeting acting as a baseboard lifted away from the bottom of the wall. It just looked as if the glue had melted and lost adhesion, until it started to gently undulate.

#fridayflash: signal by Katherine Hajer

Don't get me wrong. It's a clever mechanism. I just never figured out why they made it to automatically turn off instead of on. You'd think it would be the other way 'round.

It's all powered by the sun. Those windows on the sides? They're not windows. They're special frames of dark glass that soak up the sun and convert the light to electricity. It powers the lights in the storage rooms, powers the heater in the winter, powers the fence, powers everything. The sun charges up that disk glued to the back wall, too, but not with electricity. When the sun goes down, the disk glows in the dark. When it's so dark the disk is the only thing I can see inside the room, I throw the switch, and that turns on the signal plume.

I know what you're thinking after reading that last bit. Same thing I thought: why didn't they just train a dog? But you see, the whole point of the signal plume is to let the ship know there are still people alive here. Or at least one person. Or, at least... me.

There's an alarm clock, and I can set it to whatever time I want. Whoever was here before me had it going off right before sunset, but I like to wake up in the afternoon. I get to see some daylight, walk around in the field behind the tower a bit, then when the sky turns red I head inside and climb up to the observation room.

On a clear night, if I open the window and lean right out, I can see another signal plume, off to the northwest. They're very distinctive, the plumes long blue-green feathers of photons caught from the sun during the day. Back when I lived in town, someone told me they were made that way so the people on the ship would know they meant people were living here, and it wasn't just a dead town with the lights left on.

The other tower looks like it's built in a clump of trees. I wonder if I knew the person who got put in that tower.

A month ago, last full moon, it finally occurred to me that the tower isn't high enough to improve my view by that much. On bright nights I've taken to walking the field at night, making sure I keep a good watch on the ocean.

No going out today — it's raining. I've hated the rain for as long as I can remember. I can still hear the warning siren from the tower. It's easy to imagine everyone scurrying for safety.

The rain coats the sides of the tower. The tower doesn't seem to dissolve in it the way the buildings in town gradually do, but I always go down to the empty storage room and stay there. It doesn't have any windows, so it feels safer. Every once in a while I check the alarm clock for the time, because it's so dark out the disk is glowing already, even though it's probably way too early.

They didn't say whether to watch for ships when it rains. I just always figured they wouldn't be able to go out in it.

The second storage room is still mostly full of food and bottled water. I'm not sure what happens when I run out. I'm not the first signaler, so they must fill up the storage rooms again. Don't they?

Even through the tower walls I can hear the thunder tonight. I don't like it.

And then there's another sound, low and strong like the thunder, but sustained, like a horn. So I run upstairs to look out the only window.

It's too dark and the rain is too thick to see anything, but the sound comes again, and it's coming from the ocean.

It's too early, and it's the middle of a rainstorm, and I'm not supposed to throw the switch until sundown....

But I throw the switch anyhow, and the window frame reflects blue-green.

#fridayflash: the rules by Katherine Hajer

Very Important Note: None of these apply to you. No-one has ever said these things to you. This is not about you.

  1. There are no rules.
  2. Just be yourself.
  3. You don't get to know why. (there may not be a reason)
  4. You do get to talk (or at least, you ought to).
  5. You do get to listen (or at least, you ought to).
  6. You cannot understand this by writing out rules for it.
  7. Don't shut them down.
  8. Do express yourself.
  9. Don't open up too much.
  10. Do open up a little.
  11. As we were saying, just be yourself.... except for that. Don't do that, not on a first introduction especially. Actually, if you could stop doing that altogether, that would be nice. But we're not judging!
  12. And stop acting like a neurotic freak.
  13. Don't get nervous or uptight.
  14. Relax.
  15. Don't talk about anything too personal at first.
  16. Be open and friendly.
  17. Don't get self-conscious.
  18. Think about how exactly you're presenting yourself.
  19. Just be yourself!
  20. Don't talk about sex until it's clear they're comfortable with the topic.
  21. If they talk about sex right away, it means they're not good relationship material. Move on!
  22. Don't make assumptions.
  23. Things don't always happen right away.
  24. You can tell by the end of the first date.
  25. Don't analyse everything to death.
  26. Don't put friends in the middle.
  27. Remember who your friends are.
  28. You don't need rules. You need to just be yourself.
  29. There are no rules.
  30. Except for that.

what the hell was that? by Katherine Hajer

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The week ending Friday 10 January was my first full week back at work after winter vacation. Maybe that's why I was feeling completely emptied of ideas. I know the winter was starting to get to me (it always does). Mostly I just felt like flaking out on the couch and watching movies until my brain got back in gear, probably when the spring thaw arrived.

Friday Flash nearly got skipped, but then I thought, all right, I'll write about being a spy as if "ho-hum, it's a living," and planned out a task for a couple of characters. A short serial, three weeks, beginning, middle, end, and hopefully by mid-February I'd have some more ideas and could move on to other stories.

At the end of Part 3, it was just obvious that of course Pepper would be followed, because it's a spy story, isn't it? And it could have ended there, ho-hum, getting followed is just part of the job, but since I'd written about her getting followed, I thought I better wrap that up.

All right, one more episode to close that off, and then one more to wrap up the whole thing. Five parts. Very nice. Then on to other things.

Except that while Pepper shook off her tail in Part 4, in Part 5 it only made sense that the minor, forgettable character I'd introduced back in Part 2 (Geoffrey) turned out to be a spook too, and not just a very nervous businessman as I'd originally thought. And of course being one of the good guys, he'd want to tell Pepper and Cinnamon things were horribly wrong and that they shouldn't hand over the data.

So then I figured I'd be done in ten parts.

Then fifteen.

Then I really couldn't see it going more than twenty parts, twenty-two tops.

I'm writing this a few minutes after scheduling Part 28 to post on Thursday 17 July. Somehow this little three-parter, just-until-my-seasonal-depression-clears story has stretched to half the year. The posts alone, with no editing, come to slightly over 24,000 words.

The funny thing about this story is that, unlike other longer work I've done, I've never felt that stressed about it. Even when I totally painted myself into a corner with the plot line and had to figure out how to get out. It's felt a bit weird, really.

Like any decent wrap-up party, a big thank-you goes out to everyone who stuck it through and read the whole thing, and especially to everyone who generously took the time to leave comments. Reading a weekly serial this long is not easy, I know — hence the plans for the original three-parter!

Thank you all again, and I hope you stick around for whatever I'm going to write this week. Right now I haven't a clue.

Shout-outs to all of the regular commenters, in no particular order:

#fridayflash: balancing by Katherine Hajer

If you want to read the rest of the series, here are the links to Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19, Part 20, Part 21, Part 22, Part 23, Part 24, Part 25, Part 26, and Part 27.

The current Mrs. Selwyn McCormick of Des Moines, Iowa, was feeling flustered. She didn't like it.

"You were the one who said I should be friends with her," she said to her husband over dinner. "I asked her to go shopping, and the way she looked at me was like... oh." She choked back what she had planned to say next while the maid set their meals on the table: kale juice for her, steak and potato for her husband.

The clink of the juice glass against the marble tabletop reminded her of the very look she'd received. Not just cold, but.... judging. Mrs. McCormick could never picture Ellie in her head as she was. Instead she always remembered a Renaissance painting of a Venetian noblewoman she'd seen when her husband had taken her to Florence.

Mr. McCormick sliced through the steak, letting the juices ooze under his potato. He set his knife and fork down with deliberate care, and raised his wine glass halfway to his lips. He paused while his wife reached for her glass of kale juice, waited until she had her fingers around the glass.

"Janine."

Mrs. McCormick let go of the juice glass. "I don't know what you want me to do."

"I want you to goddamn think." Mr. McCormick sipped his wine. "Did you ask what she's doing down here? Did you ask how things have been lately?"

"I —"

Mr. McCormick slammed the table with the flat of his hand, making the cutlery jump and causing some of the kale juice to leap from the top of the glass and escape down the side. "'Cos I asked Geoff, and I got pretty far. She lost her niece in a house fire four months back. She would have died too, but she jumped out of a goddamned second storey window. That's why she's got the limp. Geoff was out, never knew a thing until the police called." Mr. McCormick mashed his potato into the meat juices with purpose. "So Geoff decides she needs a change of scene, they marina-hop all the way down here to the goddamn islands, fresh air and sunshine, and you think she wants to go shopping?"

"Just to walk arou— oh," said Mrs. McCormick. Her lip was quivering.

Mr. McCormick shot her a look over the top of his wine glass. "The limp. Right. And you'd think a clothes horse like you would notice, but all of her clothes are new. Because she lost everything in the fire." He slammed the table again. This time the juice glass jumped, came down awkwardly next to a teaspoon, and toppled over. "But it doesn't goddamn matter, you know why?"

Mrs. McCormick pushed her chair away to avoid the rivulets of kale juice making their way to the table's edge. She was crying now, so she only shook her head "no."

"Because they're leaving tomorrow morning at six AM. The one couple on this island we could have used for an alibi, the only ones who don't know what happened last month, and we haven't networked with them at all. Because you didn't think." Mr. McCormick went to set his wine glass down, only to discover all the convenient spots had been invaded by kale juice. "Maria! My wife spilled her dinner! Mop this up, will ya?" He speared a piece of steak with his fork and chewed it vigorously. "I have one more chance to talk them into staying if I can catch up with Geoff tomorrow when he goes on his run. Otherwise we're screwed."

*          *          *

They both preferred to get up early. Geoffrey would rise first and go for his run, then he'd return to the boat and they'd do calisthenics together. Pepper's leg still wasn't completely healed, so he'd spot her for some of the exercises. Pepper usually made breakfast and lunch, Geoffrey dinner. Sometimes they'd swim in the afternoon. Sometimes, if Pepper's leg was up to it, they'd take a short walk along the beach, whatever beach the boat happened to be moored next to that fortnight.

They were moving on early this time. An American couple from Iowa had been... cloying. Last night the husband had bought them drinks at the bar of the one hotel at this end of the beach, said he was going to catch up with Geoffrey on his run so they could talk. Geoffrey had joked afterwards that it would help him set a new personal speed record.

It all suited Pepper just fine. It saved her a few steps.

This morning, Pepper was crouched just behind the skipper's seat. It was easiest to find Geoffrey first through the rifle scope, then track back until McCormick was in sight, two hundred and fifty metres behind, but closing.

Pepper waited until McCormick had to slow down to descend the stairs to the beach. The shot was clean, the silencer worked, and she had Todd on the phone before she had the rifle disassembled.

"It's done," she said. She rolled her eyes as she put the silencer into the canvas bag, opened her mouth to speak, then pressed her lips together as she pulled off the plastic gloves she'd been wearing. "No, I didn't tell him. He would have wanted to help." She detached the sight and looked through it. "He's heading for the boat. I have to make sure I'm ready."

She frowned as she tossed the rifle scope into the bag. "He's the one who saved your ass in Sarajevo, you know. I just did some of the legwork." She shifted the phone to her other ear as she worked off the nylon anorak she'd worn for the shooting, turned it inside out to avoid contact with any gunpowder residue, and dropped it in the bag. "But we're even now, right?" She made a face. "Well, thanks for the early retirement benefits. Geoff's here. You too. Bye." She turned the phone off, hesitated a moment, then pulled the back cover off. She was pulling parts out of it and tossing them into the bag as Geoffrey climbed into the boat.

He didn't ask her directly, just lifted an eyebrow at the sight of the bag. "I thought I heard a shot this morning," he said.

"That's why you're back early," said Pepper. "You ran faster."

Geoffrey lifted the tail of his t-shirt and mopped the sweat from his face. "Was it personal?"

"Just making sure I don't owe Todd any favours. He said we're back to even now."

Geoffrey stiffened, the t-shirt still bunched in his hands. "I thought you weren't in contact with him. And I thought we were even with him."

"You were. I wasn't. Now I am." Pepper bit her lip. "I'll explain when we're on the ocean. Anything you want to know. Cross my heart." She glanced at the beach. "This time of day, it'll only be about thirty minutes before someone finds him."

"If it's not on camera already," Geoffrey grumbled.

"No cameras along that stretch. I checked."

Geoffrey sighed out the tension and leaned over to kiss the top of her head. "'Course you did." He stepped towards the ladder. "I better cast us off."

THE END

#fridayflash: 400 by Katherine Hajer

If you want to read the rest of the series, here are the links to Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19, Part 20, Part 21, Part 22, Part 23, Part 24, Part 25, and Part 26.

Highway 400 flows out of Toronto, meandering northwards until it peters out soon after Parry Sound. Until then, it curves its way through the history of the province, rocketing and reversing over the timeline with a violence that belies its long hills and slow-trending landscape.

Geoffrey waited until he was certain the lane wasn't going to transform into an off-ramp before allowing himself a glance at Pepper. She was staring out the window, eyes obscured by large round sunglasses. Her makeup hid the lingering bruises well.

Car dealerships and light industrial businesses rolled past, while most of the road signs concerned themselves with instructions on how to get to the Vaughan Mills mega-mall. The twisted rails of a roller coaster peaked in the distance, announcing they were close to the Canada's Wonderland amusement park. The buildings got bigger, while the highway widened to eight lanes. Geoffrey spotted a gas station, and winced a little at the listed prices. The car-centric future promised by this land of the giants was already turning to myth.

"Are you sure the new clothes are okay?" said Geoffrey. He'd gone to the safe house Pepper had been living in, tried to get things ready for her for when she left hospital. Even as a career spook, he was shocked by how few personal effects she'd had. All of her clothes were leftover requisitions from old jobs. No furniture that wasn't owned by the agency, no books, no photographs. That had bothered him. Everyone had some photographs.

"They're fine." Pepper stretched, gasping when her still-injured leg twinged. "Thank you. You did a great procurement job."

The highway narrowed and the big box stores ended as they reached the green belt. Most of the cars disappeared as the suburbs transformed into countryside proper. The exit signs announced towns which had all been created in the first half of the nineteenth century, settled by British army officers granted free land and a pension during a lull in the Empire's maintenance.

"Deer," said Pepper as they passed a stubbled corn field.

Geoffrey looked despite himself, but they'd already driven past. "Funny it's so close to the road this far south."

"Yeah. Hard winter."

"Yeah."

Geoffrey pulled off at the last service centre before Barrie, refilling the gas tank and buying coffees at the Tim Horton's. Pepper held her cup as if she wasn't entirely aware it was there, only sipping at it when Geoffrey asked her if he'd ordered it right. He put her cup in the passenger-side holder for her before she worked her way back into the car. She would let him help her with things, but not herself. He knew that from when they'd both been in the field together, so he didn't ask.

He put the keys in the ignition and hesitated. "I really am sorry about Sheila," he said. "I was the senior staff there. I should have —"

"You didn't have a chance to co-ordinate," said Pepper, with the same level of passion someone would use for discussing a pizza order mix-up. "The only thing I'd be worried about is getting back at the assholes that did it, and you took care of that right away."

She gave him a hard look. It made Geoffrey want to leave the car, but at the same time he was glad for it, because it meant she hadn't completely turned off.

"But they are dead?" she said.

"Head shots, all three of them," said Geoffrey. He'd already answered this several times. "The two hired hands didn't have enough cranium left to survive, and DeBussy was between the eyes."

"Good," said Pepper.

He started the car and got back on the highway.

There were more light industrial businesses lining the road again, but the focus was different. Boat trailers. Jet skis. Services to winterise cottages.

They crested another big hill, and the road bent left, to the west. The city of Barrie lay in the lowland on either side of the highway. Geoffrey directed the car through it, noticing all the signs about new condo developments.

The highway and the city followed the curve of Lake Simcoe together, until Highway 400 left Barrie behind and continued north. Geoffrey took the exit by Waubaushene and drove west on County Road 12 towards Victoria Harbour.

"And the boat's just sitting there?" said Pepper.

"My brother said it was supposed to be, and Todd had someone on his staff confirm it," said Geoffrey.

"That's your contact. Todd."

He couldn't tell if she was asking or confirming. "You've met him," he said. "He's the one we had to go in and retrieve when we were in Sarajevo. That's why he's been okay with me calling in all these favours at once."

"Todd." Pepper startled so abruptly Geoffrey thought something new had happened to her leg. "You mean Branko? Branko's really a Todd?"

"Yeah," said Geoffrey, slowing to check if the side road they were approaching was the right turnoff for the marina. "Sorry, I thought you knew his real name."

"He didn't look like a Todd."

"His mother's Croatian and his dad is Scots Canadian or something," said Geoffrey. "But yeah, he's a Todd." He found the right road and turned onto it.

"He told you all that?"

"We went to school together," said Geoffrey. "He's one of the people who got me into the business." He slowed the car down, looking for the parking lot entrance. "He's gone legit now, strictly management stuff. Sort of like what I was doing."

"Legit like RCMP, or CSIS..."

"Well, not that legit." Geoffrey turned into the lot and found an empty parking spot. "Legit enough the Minister of Defence knows the acronym of his outfit, anyhow." He turned off the engine. "There's a pay phone by the pier. Last chance to say good-bye to someone before we leave."

"There's no-one to call," said Pepper. She'd said the same thing during her entire stay in the hospital; Geoffrey had been her only visitor.

"Okay then. Let's do this," said Geoffrey, and pressed the button to open the trunk.

#fridayflash: reality crash by Katherine Hajer

If you want to read the rest of the series, here are the links to Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19, Part 20, Part 21, Part 22, Part 23, Part 24, and Part 25.

Geoffrey tapped the Enter key on the laptop. "No," he said. "I mean yeah. I mean it's consistent." He turned to Pepper, who was lying in a stiff pose on the bed. "It's legit, Ellie. They've put us out to pasture."

"Show me," said Pepper. The last of the hospital painkillers had worn off about half an hour ago. Pepper's voice had ebbed from almost-normal to a faint growl as the chemicals had left her bloodstream.

Geoffrey disconnected the laptop from its power supply and held the machine so the screen was in Pepper's line of sight. He watched her one open eye scan the display.

"All right," she whispered. She waited until Geoffrey brought the laptop back to the desk and reconnected it before adding, "What are you going to do now?"

Geoffrey sat in the hotel room's armchair so she could see him without having to move a lot. "Probably get the hell out of the country, at least for a little bit," he said. "Spend some time on water. Get some use out of that boat my brother handed down to me."

Pepper didn't say anything. Her face was so distorted from injuries he couldn't read her expression.

"What about you?" he said at last, caving in to the silence. "Once you heal up."

Pepper mumbled something he couldn't quite make out, but it ended with "don't know."

Geoffrey touched the side of her neck, found a pulse, frowned. "You need to go back to the hospital, Ellie."

"Can't."

"You know I'd take care of you if I could, but you're too banged up."

"Can't." Pepper took a deep breath with some effort. "A lot of staff will want to press charges against me."

Geoffrey took out his phone. "Let me call my contact. Maybe he can get you into a different hospital."

"Don't."

"I'm going to stay with you. Unless you don't want me to." Geoffrey found Todd's contact entry on his phone and paused, finger over the dial button.

"Okay. Stay. But..."

"Hm?"

Ellie held up her retirement letter. "We have barely enough service for this. Sheila's just starting out. Did they take care of her too? And who's going after DeBussy?"

Geoffrey set his phone down on the nightstand and covered Pepper's good hand with his own. "That seems like it's two separate questions, but it's not really," he said.

#fridayflash: exited by Katherine Hajer

If you want to read the rest of the series, here are the links to Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19, Part 20, Part 21, Part 22, Part 23, and Part 24.

Geoffrey took another pull at the bottle of beer, holding the cold liquid in his mouth for a beat before swallowing. He set the bottle down and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, wincing as his still-unshaven beard cut tiny scratches into the skin below his knuckles.

His new laptop only showed it was 46% done the data crawl he had instructed it to do, so he took another pull from the beer bottle and leaned back. The progress bar updated to 49% while he wondered why every single desk chair in every hotel room he could remember being in had to be so uncomfortable.

It was only when he glanced around the room, looking for where he'd set down Carson's envelope, that he realised most of the illumination was coming from the laptop screen. He sighed, got up, and closed the curtains before turning on the lights. There had been a lot of delays, from the overly-helpful clerk in the electronics shop he'd got the laptop in, to taking longer than he'd expected to load the "hacker's kit on a thumb drive" that Pepper had made for him and which he kept on his keyring. The computer itself had come pre-loaded with all sorts of spammy nonsense claiming to be "helpful productivity tools". Some nightmare concocted by the three witches of marketing, legal, and the anti-piracy lobby, he was sure. Just getting to the BIOS long enough to tell the machine to boot from USB had been a much bigger pain than necessary. Pepper would have lost patience and grabbed the gear from him after the first two tries, had she been there.

He spotted the envelope on the bed and flopped beside it onto the mattress. The weariness held him down like a physical force. He'd have to be careful not to fall asleep.

At least he was reasonably certain he knew where she was now — in one of the wards on the hospital strip on University Avenue, and not in intensive care as he'd feared. He didn't know all of the medical shorthand and Ministry of Health billing codes he'd seen in the file, but he'd made out enough to know that while the list of injuries was distressingly long, none of them were in and of themselves likely to be fatal. No brain bleed, nothing ruptured that couldn't heal. She'd have to stay in maybe a week, he figured, remembering past hospital visits of other colleagues. In for a week and then another three or four weeks of having to take it easy. They weren't allowing visitors, probably because she was listed as an assault victim, but the data crawl would tell him how to get around that.

Now that he was sitting still for so long, his own injuries were flaring up. Nothing that bad — bruises, scrapes, and it felt like he'd torn one of the long muscles over his ribs.

Geoffrey shook his head and willed himself back into paying attention. He sat upright, snatched the envelope up, and slid one thumb under the flap to force the seal open.

The glue hadn't adhered completely, and the flap lifted up with a slight crackling noise.

Geoffrey didn't bother reading the text first. Instead, he flipped the letter so the blank back of the paper was facing him, and held it up to the light. He raised his eyebrows. The watermark was there after all, and the paper seemed to be of the right weight and texture.

He flipped the paper right-side up and scanned the letter. They'd used his middle name, which had been buried for ID purposes for so long it felt strange even to him to read it. The letter repeated what Carson had told him, and included some details about how to check his pension details on-line. He snorted, and supposed it would be useful for completing verification at least.

His body protested when he made himself get up from the bed, but he didn't want to fall asleep until the data crawl was finished and he could gather the rest of the details he needed.

The progress bar had jumped ahead a little bit, but still only said 67%.

Geoffrey sat down heavily in the uncomfortable desk chair. He would have loved to do something, anything, on the computer to keep himself awake, but he didn't want to waste bandwidth while the crawl was in progress, and he worried that even a solitaire game would steal enough CPU time and RAM to slow things down.

He propped his elbows on the desk and held his head up with his hands, trying to think of what else he could get done while he waited. He'd already emptied the strongbox from the apartment of all the ID he could possibly need.

Someone was pounding on the door. Geoffrey lifted his head from his hands with a start. Sunlight was escaping past the edges of the curtains, and the computer's screen announced the data crawl was at a solid 100% completion.

He swore under his breath, jumped up from the desk chair, and opened the door just as he realised he should have checked the peephole first to see who it was.

The creature in the doorway had a red, raw, lopsided face, and glared at him wetly out of its less-swollen eye. It leaned heavily on a crutch held in place by its unbandaged hand, and even just standing still was enough of a strain to make it tremble with effort.

Geoffrey just gaped.

"You look like shit," the creature said with Pepper's voice. It reached into the pocket of the doctor's coat it was wearing and pulled out an envelope just like the one Geoffrey had inspected earlier. "You gonna let me in and tell me what the hell this is, or do I have to kick the door down?"

To be continued...

#fridayflash: unburnt by Katherine Hajer

If you want to read the rest of the series, here are the links to Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19, Part 20, Part 21, Part 22, and Part 23.

"So that's it," the woman said. She hadn't introduced herself, but Geoffrey noted it said "Carson" on the tag sewn above her shirt pocket. He checked again for insignia to indicate her rank, but couldn't see anything.

"I'm glad you'll find the recording useful," he said, glancing at the man sitting beside her. The man looked quite a bit older than Carson, which made Geoffrey wonder if he didn't outrank her, but he wore neither name tag nor insignia, and he hadn't said a word the entire session. Geoffrey couldn't decide if he was security or a mentor sitting in and not wanting to pull rank.

Carson nodded. "We reviewed the room recording before we met with you, and the audio you brought in proves pre-meditation. The case is basically closed."

"This is to be considered a hand-off, then," said Geoffrey, refusing to take the hint.

The man opened a drawer in the desk he and Carson were sitting behind and pulled out two envelopes.

"More than that," said Carson, taking the envelopes and sliding them across the desk towards Geoffrey. "Um... Happy retirement. With full honours, of course," she added, as Geoffrey opened his mouth to protest. "For both you and your partner."

"I don't have a partner," Geoffrey said. "I was mostly management, with the odd field gig when I fit the required physical type."

"But you're, I mean your..." Carson thumbed up both envelopes and pulled one back. "My mistake."

The unnamed man stared straight ahead.

"How the hell did I get retired in the space of hours, anyhow?" said Geoffrey. "Todd told me some of us were getting transferred and the rest burned."

"Perhaps you misunderstood," said Carson. "It's more like some were getting burn notices and some weren't. Just because you're not getting burned doesn't mean you're getting transferred." She tapped the envelope left on the table and brightened. "With honours! That means your pension will be excellent. You don't need to worry about it from a financial point of view at all."

"I wasn't," Geoffrey muttered, resigning himself to picking up the envelope. "Am I dismissed then?"

"Yes," said Carson, standing and extending her hand. The unnamed man stood half a beat after she did. "Thank you for all your years of service, and all the best. Enjoy yourself."

Geoffrey hesitated just long enough to let her know he still wasn't happy, then shook her hand. "I'm looking for a colleague," he said. "The one who was held and beaten. I was told she was in the hospital, but not which one."

Carson smiled politely and sat down again as if he had already left. The unnamed man stepped around the desk with unexpected swiftness and took Geoffrey firmly by the arm.

Since it was clear there was no extracting the information from them, Geoffrey let himself be led to the door and shoved out. The door shut behind him. He shook himself, checked he still had the envelope in his hand, and headed outside.

No-one would have known several floors of the Metro Hall complex were being raided from the outside. There were some black SUVs parked on the lawn behind the building, but it wasn't unusual for special events staff to abuse the pedestrian spaces in that way.

Geoffrey sat on the stone bench by the fountain and rubbed a hand over his face. Kicking him out wasn't going to change that he had to find Pepper, and if they knew enough to know he was clean, they had to know "retiring" wasn't going to stop him from doing that.

He scratched his chin and tried to remember the last time he'd shaved. Probably the afternoon before he'd met DeBussy for dinner. He sighed and headed to the shopping mall level underground. He bought a disposable razor and some shaving gel at the pharmacy, paying by cash. Paying for the toiletries reminded him that he wouldn't be able to use his work credit cards anymore.

He walked to a condo highrise two blocks east. The outer door had the option of either holding up a keycard to a reader, or entering a numeric combination. Geoffrey paused at the lock and pinched the bridge of his nose, willing the numbers to come back to him. He pictured the last time he'd had to use this bolt-hole, and winced when he realised how many months it had been.

A series of numbers came to him, but he wasn't sure about the last two digits. He tried one combination that failed, but the second version worked.

The twelfth floor only had two units. Geoffrey went to the door at the southern end of the corridor and held his thumb over the rubbery pad installed into the wall. There was a soft beep, and the red LED in the base of the electronic lock turned green. He opened the door when he heard the lock click open, relieved that his security hadn't been entirely revoked yet.

There wasn't anyone inside, to his great relief. He really didn't want to explain to any colleagues. Former colleagues, he reminded himself.

The kitchen, washroom, and bedroom were all furnished in a minimal but standard way. The living room had a table and chairs in it, but all the walls had rows of safety deposit boxes locked into metal frames. Geoffrey found his, unlocked it with his thumbprint, and pulled the box out of the frame. He put the platinum credit card with his real name on it in his wallet. Then he re-locked the deposit box, undid the folding handle, and carried it out of the building.

Fortunately this was part of the financial district, so he wouldn't look that odd carrying a strongbox around. He briefly considered going home, but decided against it since he knew Todd wouldn't be done yet.

If he remembered right, there was a shop that sold laptops back in Metro Hall. He'd found Pepper once using a computer this week. He could do it again.

#fridayflash: crossed wires by Katherine Hajer

If you want to read the rest of the series, here are the links to Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19, Part 20, Part 21, and Part 22.

Geoffrey was inside the building and on his way to his office when he first saw signs that Todd's colleagues had started their raid. He kept his eyes on the corridor wall and let his co-workers run past him. They weren't his problem anymore, and from what Todd had told him, he was confident no-one was going to get out before they were allowed to.

He unlocked his office door, made a cursory check to ensure nothing had been disturbed in his absence, and sat down behind his desk. He made a point of not looking at the chair Cinnamon had sat in.

Geoffrey unplugged the network cable from his laptop and flicked the wireless network switch to "off" before powering up. He'd have to risk logging on to figure out which pod of questioning rooms they were keeping Pepper in, but first he had to make sure his audio file proof was ready to be presented. He copied the file to his laptop. Then, since he could hear the sound of at least three people wearing body armour jogging along the corridor, he copied the contents of the microSD card Pepper had found and DeBussy's green USB key as well. He took a quick glance at what was on the USB key — he and Pepper had never had access to a computer long enough to check it out — and smiled when he saw all of the files were zero bytes long.

The office door banged open just as Geoffrey had the laptop half-lifted to plug the network cable back in. He dropped the computer onto his desk and flinched as it thudded against his desk blotter.

"You need to put your hands up and take one step away from that, sir," said the young man in the doorway. His rifle was lowered, but he looked like he was waiting for an excuse to raise it.

Geoffrey didn't reply, just did as he was told. Of course. There couldn't be a white list for an op like this. He'd have to be cleared like everyone else. He just hoped Doug wasn't anywhere near Pepper at the moment.

The young man gave a hand signal, and another man and a woman followed him into the office. The woman noticed an ID card on the desk, picked it up, and checked the photograph on it against Geoffrey's face. "That's him," she said. To Geoffrey, she sounded a little disappointed.

The young man seemed to think so too. "So, good, right?" he said.

"He's not freaked out at all," said the other man. He lifted his rifle a centimetre. "Everyone else has been freaking out."

Geoffrey decided risk speaking. "I knew you were coming."

All three members of the raid team froze and stared at him. "How?" said the woman.

"Todd told me," said Geoffrey. "Todd Brendan."

"Okay, so you know some names in our group that —"

"Manticore," said Geoffrey. "Send a message back to command. Just tell them 'manticore'."

The woman and the other man held their guns up while the young man fumbled to retrieve a cell phone from a pocket hidden under his armour. "Is that with a Y in the middle or..."

Geoffrey spelled it for him, then stood silent while they waited for the reply.

The reply came within three minutes. "We have to escort you out and make sure you get sent back to HQ to help with the investigation," said the young man. "We're supposed to take all your computer gear with us. You got a phone on you?"

"Right hip pocket," said Geoffrey. The young man retrieved it and took the laptop off the desk.

"Okay," the young man said. "You can put your hands down now. Technically you're not under arrest or anything, but, you know."

Geoffrey cleared his throat. "I'm actually here to help a friend of mine. She may have been in one of the questioning pods..."

"The one who was beaten up?" said the woman. "They were asking for medical help over the radio."

"Medical help?"

The woman shrugged. "They were going to take her to a hospital. I think."

The young man nudged Geoffrey towards the door. "Did they say which one? St. Mike's, or on University Avenue, or..."

"We have to go," said the young man. "They didn't say. You're busy right now anyhow."

To be continued...